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“I'm not a furry." - Our great saviour and overlord


Basic Information

Anja is a god-like being responsible for starting multiple wars, being the main character in animes such as Naruto, One Piece and Mob Psycho 100, being Neil Armstrong, being related to 3 different Yuris, being the mastermind of every danganronpa killing game, being the first person to perform surgery, being the first patient to have surgery performed on, voicing every character in My Little Pony, creating amazon alongside her business partner Jeffery Bezos, creating Facebook alongside her business partner Mark Zuckerburg, creating Microsoft alongside Gates, running Berkshire Hathaway alongside her business partner Warren Buffett, made two songs about Jeffery Bezos, is inside again, grew a beard, is a furry, knows what the point of the mask is, owns multiple million dollar corperations and more.

Appearance

Anja is actually what based the Mona Lisa, but really just the prettiness because nobody has ever seen Anja she is that beautiful. Da Vinci was awe inspired but couldn't paint her because he couldn't see her so he settled for Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa actually tried assassinating her once, but since Anja's best friend is Joe Biden, president of the United States of America, the secret service attacked her.

Personality

Anja has any and every personality trait you can think of. Sweet, kind, prideful, lustful, annoying, not annoying, cocky, kleptomaniac. She's basically a sim. Did I also mention she created the sims? Anja is the entirety of the Electronic Arts team.

Crime allegations

  • Armed robbery
  • Unarmed robbery
  • Arson
  • Burglary
  • First degree murder
  • Second degree murder
  • Third degree murder
  • Manslaughter
  • Illegal possession of a firearm
  • Plagerism
  • Hit and run
  • Drivint without a seat belt
  • Tax evasion
  • Tax fraud
  • Running an illegal drug trade in Columbia
  • Kidnapping
  • Cheating in monopoly
  • Perjury
  • Slicing and/or dicing
  • Forgery
  • Theft
  • Tampering with evidence
  • Lying to the police
  • Bribery
  • Shoplifting
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Idnetity theft
  • Driving under the influence
  • Driving without a license
  • Child abandonment
  • Abstraction of electricity
  • Communism
  • Attempting to injure or alarm the Sovreign
  • Assisting prisoners to escape
  • Pug trafficking
  • Blackmail
  • Bomb hoax
  • Directing a terrorist organisation
  • Ships Mordetwi

Are these true or not?

You can never be sure with Anja. She's a sneaky one that's for sure.

Everything Anja has ever done

•Started WWI, WWII, The Cold War, The Spanish Armada, War Of The Roses, The Battle of Waterloo, The English Civil War, The American Revolution, The American Civil War, The French Civil War, The Trojan War, Hundred Years' War and The Bosnian Conflict.

•Comitted all the aforementioned crimes

•Owned Amazon, Ebay, Electronic Arts, Berkshire Hathaway, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, TikTok, Apple, Android, Haweii, Disney, Shell, Various car companies such as Toyota and Tesla and Google.

•Created the cartoons: Star Vs The Forces of Evil, The Owl House, Amphibia, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, Adventure Time, Milo Murphey's Law, Family Guy, Disenchantment, 7, Over the Hedge, Miraclulous: Tales Of Ladybug and Chat Noir, Big Mouth, Ben 10, South Park, He-man, She-ra and the Princess Of Power, Scooby Doo, The Loud House, My Little Pony (and voiced everyone in it), The Regular Show (she's an avid Mordetwi shipper), Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: The Bad Batch, Marvel: What If?, Bojack Horseman, The Amazing World of Gumball, Peppa Pig, Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, Bunny, We Bear Bears, Doc McStuffins, Spongebob Squarepants, Legend of Korra, Voltron Heroes: Legendary Defender, Winx club and the Octonorts.

•Influenced Da Vinci to make the Mona Lisa

•Created the animes: Naruto, One Piece, Dragon Ball z, Mob Psycho 100, The Promised Neverland, Ikebukuro West Gate Park, Yuri on Ice, Haikyuu!!, Free!! Iwatobi Swim Club, Kakegurui, High Rise Invasion, Black Butler, Black Clover, Death Parade, Death Note, Assassination Classroom, Danganronpa: The Anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Seven Deadly Sins, My Hero Academia, The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K, Dr Stone, Beastars (She is a furry after all), Highschool DXD, Violet Everygarden, Your Lie in April, Fire Force, Sword Art Online, Demon Slayer, Banana Fish, Devilman crybaby and Tokyo Ghoul.

•She is both Niel Armstrong and Bo Burnham.

•She is related to Yuri Gagarin (cousin twice removed), Yuri Plisetsky (Third cousin) and Yuri Ayato (unknown relation), but she despises him. Her uncle's former dog walker, Marcov (unknown last name) and Ogeretsu Tanaka created Yarchin B Club. She despises them all for it.

•Is the voice of: Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Pinkie Pie, Fluffershy, Rarity, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Pie, Chad (whatever the blue haired guy is called), Scootaloo, Princess Celestia, Zecora, Big McIntosh, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Queen Chrysalis, Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dazzle, Discord, Aria Dazzle, Spike, Trixie, Shining Armour, Derpy Hooves, Mrs. Cup Cake, Cheese Sandwich, Trender Hoof, Lil Cheese, Granny Smith, Cattail, Gloriosa Daisy, Snips, Snails, SciTwi, Gilda, Pounc Cake, Capper, Babs Seed, Gabby, Prince Blueblood, Flurry Heart, Prince Ruthorford, Ember, Thorax, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, Braceburn, Uncle and Aunt Orange, Auntie Applesauce, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Hayseed Turnip Truck, Apple Strudel, Limestone Pie, Marble Pie, Maude Pie, Igneous Rock pie, Cloudy Quartz, Mr and Mrs Shy, Zephyr Breeze, Pound Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and everpony else in the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

•Created every Disney movie known to man (except the racist ones)

•Is the true mastermind of Danganronpa

•Ships Mordetwi

•Been best friends with Joe Biden

•Being the first doctor to perform surgery

•Being the first patient to have surgery performed on

•Grew a beard

•Owned every single item of clothing

•Invented everything

•Created our universe and every other universe alike it

•Knows what the point of the mask is

•Has everyone as her friend

•Has her facebook relationship status set to 'Taken' instead of 'It's complicated'

•Started and finished wars

•What killed the dinosaurs

•Is the asteroid that's overdue

•The dinosaurs they turned to dust

•They died because God said they must.

•Is the Nightmare Before Christmas

•Starred in every movie in existence

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